Messy

Woah its been a busy few months
Really only three major events to speak of since the last blog. Mine and Lyd’s 21sts and the handing in of my dissertation.
Lyd’s 21st was the first of the events and it proved to be exceptionally messy. Not really for me as i seemed to retain good balance and composure despite the effects of 15+ beerskis. Lyd on the other hand seemed to suffer the effects of many a wine and stellas. We danced till i couldn’t move and then danced some more.
21st presents are always a bitch to think of so the fact it was the girlfriends was a terrifying thought. I ended up getting her a white gold and diamond necklace which was her birthstone. Why can’t her birthstone be granite or limestone? Either way she seems to like it
It was my 21st exactly a week later (yeah im a little toyboy) and i had been asked to put together a list of things i might want as presents. It was impossible to think of nearly anything that was remotely feasible. Most of it involved complex electronics or was way over anyone’s budget. Core2Duo anyone?
On the day of the 21st i was up bright and early at 11am to go for a cheesecake with Mel and Paul (my housemates from manc) who instantly agreed that the French waitress was as tasty as the cheesecake. I of course made no such judgement and thoroughly enjoyed my coffee. At 1pm my family started ariving and by 3 i was enjoying the very nice buffet and on my 4th bottle of assorted larger. The presents were also rolling in as were the cards with very generous amounts of money. Shame you only turn 21 once! Lyd bought me an absolutely gorgeous watch and among other great presents i got a wallet from my bro and driving lessons from the parents. Oh and a thong and fake breasts. Awesome!
The night out was legendary in my eyes. I was absolutely stonkingly drunk by the time i ot into town and then after the 5 shots of hell, including a chilli shot courtesy of the lads, i was well and truly gone. After revos we hit stealth vs rescue where i drank anything and everything seeing as i dint pay for a drink all night. Buzzing off my fake tits and badge/balloon now firmly lost somewhere in the bowels of the venue i danced hard till it hurt then drank till it stopped. Dancing quickly resumed till 5am when i was persuaded it was light enough to go home.
Unfortunately i was rudely awoken at half 7 by the sounds of guests that had stayed round at the house. At half 9 and the grand total of maybe 2 hours proper sleep i attempted to say goodbye to my guests while still off my face and trying to hard the fact i couldn’t really stand. It was messy! Thanks to everyone that made it so memorable (although to be honest i don’t remember all of it).
After all that excitement i then had the daunting task fo writing my 50 page dissertation. I wont bore you with the details since i have bored myself to death already but suffice to say i spent many many nights attempting to stay awake trusting in the powers of caffeine.
Now in keeping with all my blogs i am true to form writing this on the train. Little bit special this one though seeing as i am in virgin 1st class! Its amazing. So wish i was rich. The reason i have the ticket is that i ordered so far in advancei got tickets for £30 each way. Add in 33% student rail fare and a £5 voucher i have it turned out cheaper than standard which had already sold its cheap tickets. So far have had 3 free coffees, cokes and a full meal. Well worth the extra £1.20.
Till next time,
Sam Out

Posted by Sam May 2007

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